Monday, October 26, 2009

Doing my part to replenish the earth

This is Cru and I today...

And this is what Cru and I looked like 11 months ago and what I will look like in 6 months. Break out the velour suits and stretchy pants!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Its the big white wad on the left, stupid

Because of this :
And this:
I continue to hear the following from guests using our bathroom:
Guest: "uh where is your toilet paper."
me: "Its the big white wad on your left." (stupid)

We are conditioned to think that many things in society have to look a certain way to be classified as such. This is incorrect thinking. Just because its in a mountainous chaos shape as opposed to rolled up it doesn't mean its not usable toilet paper.

And just because small morsels of food are stored in obscure places in our carpet doesn't mean if cru finds it two days later its not food. He will still eat it
And just because the book I borrowed from you is returned with teeth marks around the edges and a missing index and slobber dried foot notes doesn't mean you cant still read it. Its still a book.
And just because a shirt has snot trails on it from your sick baby doesn't mean you can't wear it all day. Its still a shirt

Get a baby and start thinking outside the box.

cru baby

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

People always ask "why" we left California......

So people always ask us why we left sunny San Diego...

The following was reported on

Schwarzenegger signs bill honoring homosexuality

"Last week we sent you an alert asking you to contact Gov. Schwarzenegger in opposition to a bill that would establish May 22 as "Harvey Milk Day," in honor of the openly homosexual politician. Yet, despite the objections of the people of California, Schwarzenegger signed the bill into effect Sunday night along with another bill recognizing all same-sex marriages performed in the U.S. before the passage of Prop. 8. Now every year, public schools in California will set aside May 22 to study and commemorate a man known only for his homosexuality."

Full story here:

Thats why.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The essence of Pug

Let it be known that little pretentious

frou-frou fidos are not the only dogs that

look good as a fashion accessory...