Thursday, April 29, 2010

Whats it gonna do nibble at your bum

This is Cru.

He looks simple but causes Joby and I deep perplexity

This is No Fear Cru with our big German Shepard. He loves her and will actually grab her mouth and hold it closed. They play together for hours.

Also, the other day we visited Crus great-grandpas farm where he stood in a sheep corral with over 200 sheep. I don't have footage of this, but he was not scared at all. He chased them and even punched one of the sheep in the face.

That being said, I don't know how to explain this:

Scared out of his mind of fuzzy little bunnies. One hopped over and landed on his shoe and I thought he was going to go into convulsions.

Logical? No
Funny? Yes

Sunday, April 18, 2010

All rights reserved on hideous pictures of me

So I am sitting in my sisters office with Joby and we are half talking half watching her computer screensaver which is a slideshow of random photos. I was mid conversation when I looked over and *gasped* in complete horror as I saw this old picture:

Joby laughed hysterically and paused the slideshow to bask in its wretched glory and so he could have ample time to contrive the most sarcastic remarks to respond with.

My question is, how the hell did this picture make the slideshow cut?

I mean it didn't seem to fit the slideshow theme. First you see my adorable nephews in their halloween costumes and then my sister and brother in law looking like models on the beach and then a cute family picture of all of them and then... segue to the poor misfortunate backwoods looking super pregnant sister that looks like she might have been in some terrible accident earlier in life.

Notable repulsive photographic features include:
pregnancy induced double chin
hunched back and 81/2 months huge(with Cru)
teeth resembling a donkey
weird squinty eyes
standing coordinate(most disturbing)...Why the crap am I alone in the foreground with a moronic look on my face. Shouldn't I be in the background with my family also adoring the baby?

This slideshow sits on her desk for all of her employees to see. I bet every time this picture surfaces all of her maids make comments about Callies "misfortunate looking sister."

In conclusion: If anyone has a picture of me where I resemble a donkey, all rights are reserved.

Monday, April 12, 2010

buh buh buh buh buh

I was hoping when I related to "Overboard," (one of my favorite movies) it would be because I was living on a yacht with a body that compliments stringy one piece swimwear.

Not even close.

It has been one of those days that I end in a comatose state where I would be oblivious to bread crumbs being thrown at my face as I mumble "buh buh buh" like goldie hawn in the clip below

I recently came write this post.

I'm pretty sure with each additional kid the "Buh buh buh" moments are going to increase in frequency.

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Friday, April 2, 2010

The T-Rex bunny wishes you a happy easter

This is the 20 foot T-rex that resides in the neighboring town next to "Hillbilly hell" where we are moving. He's an extremely festive carnivore. In February he was holding a heart shaped box of chocolates. In the summer he has been known to sport a cowboy hat and a watermelon.

I guess if I can't live by the beach living by a seasonally decorated dinosaur is the next best thing.

Happy Easter !