Sunday, May 30, 2010

Lowes should only sell tools..not hire them


This is the store that we buy all we need to renovate the house we just bought


This is tile that weighs 25 lbs a box that we purchased to go in the house we just bought


This is the 39 week belly that the Lowes moron, whos job it is to load your car, thought should be helping him carry the 25lb boxes of tile that we purchased to go in the house we just bought


This is the battle wound from the lowes moron who not only thought I should be loading the tile into my car myself at 39 weeks pregnant, but also dropped a palette of 21( 25lbs) boxes on my leg of the tile we purchased(and broke 3 of the boxes) to go in the house we just bought


This is the moron. If you see him punch him in the face and ask for assistance from someone else.




Friday, May 14, 2010

If you lick a squirrel...I'm going to laugh

Prologue:
Exhausted, completely overwhelmed and stressed......
This made me happy.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

My mom hates bees

Where would we be in this life without our moms.

Just like your mothers my mom is the best mom in the whole world. Her only fault I have found is that she is skinnier than me. And yes I categorize that as a fault of hers..not mine.
There is a law in Utah that "No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin"(for reals) so I don't think its too crazy to implement a law against moms fitting in smaller jeans than their daughters.

I have found that with every pregnancy I appreciate my mom more fully. You don't understand the sacrifices your mom made until you take that step into motherhood and you don't realize how much you need her until you start raising a family and realize you have no idea what you are doing.

My mom is my shrink, coach, mentor, bank, cheerleader, example, almanac, doctor, counselor and friend all wrapped into one.

She is terrified of bees and goes into an entertaining conniption if one lands within 5 feet of her yet she will get all her dental work done without Novocaine.

You will also never see my mom without her hair or makeup perfectly set. (She takes a hair dryer to lake powell)

And even though she thinks I don't listen to her, I do. She just forgets she raised me to have a strong opinion and open mind.

In conclusion mom, Maceys department store and i want to thank you for always supporting us and we love you.

**My friend Crystal made a beautiful tribute video about moms that I thought I would share. I don't know how to download it off of blogger but you can view it here. Just scroll to the bottom of her post.
Happy mothers Day!