41 weeks...and defying physics

So I'm 41 weeks. Apparently my stomach offers 5 star accommodations as my babies don't want to come out. I keep telling people I must have a cotton candy machine and a merry-go-round inside me. In the mean time...I look odd and feel as though I am defying physics.

From the front....semi-normal

From the side...weird.

How do I not do this:(this is suppose to be representative of me falling over)

Its awesome to go past your due date. I have had a whole week extra of people saying "whoa when are you due! You look like your going to pop." Lucky me.

Also I've found babies are a lot easier to raise inside my stomach then outside so bring on week 42!