To be or not to be our friends....

This post has been removed due to realized inappropriate immaturity.

insinuations of "flipping the bird" was decidedly not cool.

However, in response to a particular disappointed comment, use of the word "butthead" in any facet is always welcome on this site.

Jobys Smorgasbord

Yesterday we had a family outing at Heritage days. What is Heritage days you ask? I have no idea but I am a fan. In an attempt to recreate the past all of the food and festivities were in accordance with costs of the past. Tickets cost 5 cents and everything was between 2 and 5 tickets. I have never felt so wealthy in my entire life.

Homade rootbeer, slushys, pie and ice cream, cotton candy, popcorn, large suckers, cake, etc all between 5 and 25 cents and unlimited.

As I was enjoying the festivities I was granted a glimpse of what Jobys life would be like if money was no object.

I'm confident moderation would not exist.

Watching him was appalling...yet fascinating. Comparable to the scene in Charlottes Web where Templeton is having his night of smorgasbord (as seen below)

When the night ended and there was no more indulgence to be had I searched for Joby so we could go home. This is how I found him

I covered Crus Eyes so he wouldn't have to see his dad in this state.

When he came to he did the walk of shame to our car.

When common sense fails...stickers save the day

So we thought it might be fun to lock Cru in this Air tight container! Yay!

But oh no! look!

Luckily we saw this. (A closer look)

Good thing they have stickers like this for when common sense fails.

So the moral of the story is

Don't put your kid in a box

Don't let him play with a fox

Don't put him under a car

or throw him really far.

Don't be a tool or stickers will be made.

P.S. My kids cute