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Friday, July 31, 2009

Lizards are Gods ninjas

Prologue: All of the boys are wandering around camp, on our family vacation at Starvation Reservoir, digging up all sorts of bugs and spiders to place in their ring of death.

*Boys being all my brothers, brothers in laws and Joby who are all 25 and older.

*Ring of death being a large clear canister where random insects are thrown inside while the boys(see above) act as spectators for a sporting event and place bets on what beast will conquer.

Outcome: The ants created secret bands and broke off into little groups and attacked and killed everything. The black widow. The dragon fly. The super creepy slimy thing. The "too hideous to look at" and the beetle.

They killed everything..everything but the lizard. The lizard just closed his eyes and didn't move. The ants attacks were no match for the unobtrusive nature of the lizard

Overheard conclution by the boys: "Ants are Gods assassins and Lizards are Gods ninjas."


Epic.

2 comments:

rmanni23 said...

That was awesome. It's so easy to entertain boys, they're so simple! You left out the part about Travis shooting at bees with a pellet gun. Cute, but simple.

kjwoolf said...

I wish I was there to see it.....what genius thought of this idea?? Brilliant and I am sure, very entertaining!