So I am sitting in my sisters office with Joby and we are half talking half watching her computer screensaver which is a slideshow of random photos. I was mid conversation when I looked over and *gasped* in complete horror as I saw this old picture:
Joby laughed hysterically and paused the slideshow to bask in its wretched glory and so he could have ample time to contrive the most sarcastic remarks to respond with.
My question is, how the hell did this picture make the slideshow cut?
I mean it didn't seem to fit the slideshow theme. First you see my adorable nephews in their halloween costumes and then my sister and brother in law looking like models on the beach and then a cute family picture of all of them and then... segue to the poor misfortunate backwoods looking super pregnant sister that looks like she might have been in some terrible accident earlier in life.
Notable repulsive photographic features include:
pregnancy induced double chin
hunched back and 81/2 months huge(with Cru)
teeth resembling a donkey
weird squinty eyes
standing coordinate(most disturbing)...Why the crap am I alone in the foreground with a moronic look on my face. Shouldn't I be in the background with my family also adoring the baby?
This slideshow sits on her desk for all of her employees to see. I bet every time this picture surfaces all of her maids make comments about Callies "misfortunate looking sister."
In conclusion: If anyone has a picture of me where I resemble a donkey, all rights are reserved.
3 comments:
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I definitely think they were out to get you - you're the only one in focus!
Thanks for sharing. I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets caught on camera during my 'off' moments.
oh my gosh that was funnY! I have to keep those kind of pictures in the slide show to keep people watching! I bet you watched it for a long time afterwards! lol. Just kidding but seriously, why arent you adoring landon?
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